Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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