But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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