don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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