whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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