it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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