can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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