so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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