next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she pinky promised me she was 18
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
