This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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