Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Oh god it's open bar.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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