I have demons in me.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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