Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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