i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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