I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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