I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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