goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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