i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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