weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dignity is for republicans.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize