She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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