hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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