doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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