i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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