? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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