But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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