Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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