Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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