Soap is not a condiment
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
