it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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