Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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