My brain says no but my pants say off.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
