You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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