What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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