i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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