He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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