She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
sex in a hospital.. check
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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