After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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