Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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