omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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