im gay
i know
yea but for you.
one might say we're banned from that church
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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