plz talk dirty to me
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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