just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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