kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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