yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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