How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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