perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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