Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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