the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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