Whats the glycemic index on semen?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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