I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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