Can Purell be used as lube?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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