I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
