whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
