You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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