Cold hands, warm shart.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you never un-have a 4some
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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