yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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