If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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