How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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