Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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