you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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