I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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