Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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