So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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